EELS! Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! [Throws it away]. Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! Of course, it is all MP3 now. Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. Vince Noir: I'm going to be in Autumn Magnets! [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. I couldnt really find that. I come fully equipped with a papoose! Howard Moon: Day 12 Vince dead. Noel is a . Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes The Hitcher : "Aagh. First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners Can he get out? Carrot and coriander. We got close, too close some people said. You know. They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". There's a simple truth to me. A tasty Soup! Howard Moon: How's it going with you anyway in the pop band? Vince Noir: I'm little Johnny Frostbite, moving around / Freezing you up, freezing you down / Like an icicle / Coming in your tent in the pink light, scissorbite/, Howard Moon: Call me Tundra Boy / Cause I move like an arctic, Howard Moon: When the blizzard strikes / I disappear like a pipe dream. Rudy: Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady. Howard Moon: I do many things. It doesn't work. Howard Moon: I've had a breakthrough. Privacy Policy. Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Pie and mash up! Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spawned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2003 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. Play like you've never played before! Howard: [Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Tony Harrison: How dare you. Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? Simon McFarnaby: Thanks, well I'll go and get warmed up. This page was last edited on 13 February 2020, at 01:45. YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". Somebody clear this sick away. Anyway, I got a question for ya. Howard: That's not a novel, that's the scribblings of a retard. I behaved like a tit. NO? I'm shitfaced! So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. Howard Moon: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious. You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese. Vince: Mine are published, I publish them myself. Vince: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs? Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? I've just been riding a porpoise. Legendary fish. Come on. Some say hes half man, half fish. Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. Vince: Wait 'till you hear your introduction, come on [reassuring Howard]. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. He looks like a paedophile. Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. But the full moon is the famous moon. Absolutely not, I'm drawing a line under that. This is the glam rock ski suit, Come on, Howard. "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man. Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. You've never even been to the crunch. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. It isn't small, it's the big one! Wibble . Howard Moon: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Quotes Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. Howard Moon: What? There's a simple truth to you. Crouton! Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you? Howard: Sometimes I wish I could take all my skin off and writhe about. Staring at your own reflection forever? Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac. mighty boosh 1. Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. How dare you even speak of the crunch. As big as a garage. It was air-tight in there. Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. August 2005 ausgestrahlt. Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. Vince Noir: [Tries to stifle his laughter]. Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. 25 of the most cantankerous Martin Crane quotes from Frasier It is a sound. But don't worry alright? Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? I've just finished a re-watch of The Mighty Boosh (fingers crossed there will eventually be a fourth series). Chilli chowder. Strawberry Bootlace. The horrific screaming noises Nanatoo makes were made by Noel Fielding and Rich Fulcher, screaming into a microphone. The writing and overall style of the show has now completely evolved into something coherent and interesting. /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! I've got so much to give. The moon big inside a tube! 100 of the best clean jokes and one-liners I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner. In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. NOOO! The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. I'm blazin'! I know Wing-Chung. Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! But now I'm nu rave! Saboo: The same beef every right thinking man has, they are bullshit munchers! Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. The Mighty Boosh is a classic comedy which reflects the broadcast standards, language and attitudes of its time. I've got so much to give! 50 of the best lines from Peep Show Oh cheese. Reporting on what you care about. It'll turn you into musical geniuses. Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. And then the half moon he's all right. Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. What about smoke machines? 27min. Ultra: Well, he better be. Howard Moon: I'm not interested in your stupid dreams. I need a wee-wee. Course he will. Rudy: This is not a dress. Vince Noir: [bleeped] F*** the animals! Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! Howard Moon: So? Howard: I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd. Good choice. That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". Bob Fossil: Yeah? "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! Howard Moon: Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. Summary: In an attempt to impress two goth girls, the boys stage a seance in their front room. The Hitcher : Aagh. There's a simple truth to you. Saboo: Kirk? Played by Dee Plume's nephew. If, if my barnet don't look right, people get furious, they tune out immediately. Howard: Tommy was a dreamer. Howard Moon: Get me an ape suit, for bananas and a hot towel. Howard Moon: I'm sorry, you've completely got the wrong what do you mean "old"? Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? Right? After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillip's magic carpet, and left for Seattle. Vince Noir: I do! Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. Lucien: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full. Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. Naboo: I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. Mrs Gideon: Why do you have crumbs round your eyes? Vince Noir: Did you say mink? Yeah, the pandas. Started HOOFIN' the public. Get involved. Vince Noir: Have you ever held anyone's hand? He's a renowned ram-raider. I am a summer soup. The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink, tight, warm belly pouch and they refused to come out. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. Im Howard Moon. Weve got to pool our resources. Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Howard: What? Howard Moon: [lifts cassette] No. Like um, like a garage. [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]. All Shamen: [singing] We are super magic men/We stay up till five A.M.!/Although we're bound by shaman lords/What goes on tour, stays on tour! You must dine with us and try the local delicacy. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. I need to meditate, go away and digest what we have spoken about, come to an understanding of why I was right and you are wrong, and then I type it up and give it back to you in note form. Saboo: Are you insane? If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? Calm-a-llama down Calm-a-llama deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle sittin' in a tight place laughin' like a monkey arm, pullin' like a China boy Kara-way Kara-way Kara-way noise Boing ching cha masala Boing ching cha masala OOOOOOOooooo Tooth Tooth [Inhalation], https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=The_Mighty_Boosh_(TV_series)&oldid=2742077, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Order up some violent quiche., Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I slip into it like a peanut. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. It doesnt matter that youre a virgin. You witness some soil? Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. The Mighty Boosh. Saboo: Live your life? But you are pure of heart. Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". It's fine. Howard: We all die, but do we really die? Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil: [Bob Fossil starts dancing] And I need you now tonight! 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